eater of socks

The eater has struck again and he has moved beyond dirty items!!

hid your socks everyone he's coming!!!

Sun worshipping

So ....the pride parade was one of the most awesome spectically of bodacious bods.

It was great...i have the wonderous boob tube tan line now it's hilarious. So here is my question. Why don't straight men look like the ones on the floats?

HAHHAHAHA

so here we are a million crammed along 2 impossible long fences and baking waiting to the incredibly slow parade to march by. and occasionally there will be "prizes" that were thrown into the crowds. I was standing beside this middle aged asian woman who kept grabbing the "prizes" so that she could give them to her kids who were with her mother across the street. So each time she would get something she'd turn to me and ask what it was. The look on her face when i told her she was holding a condom and lube was priceless. She threw them at me with a look of horror on her face. It was great!!!

Bubblegum flavoured lube! sweet!

Please i need you to spend some money

Ok, I should be studying. but i got this email from a classmate and so i went to http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=19467881So here's the deal, I get a free ipod if I sign up with something else (well 5 of you). So sadly i joined Columbia house. please can someone join also so i can get the ipod!!! please with sugar on top.Yes i'm procrastinating but i can't help it. yeah i'm a sucker ...whatever its an ipod and i'm poor.

mousie

So........after many months of hearing the new herd of mice within our walls i finally saw one tonight. To all those animal rights group out there...YOU MAY HAVE A NEW CAUSE. I have truly believed for the last severla months that they have been conspiring against me - to prevent me from sleeping and peace of mind. TODAY I HAVE PROOF OF THEIR INTELLIGENCE.

Here as I am typing away low and behold a small tiny rodent slips in under my doorway. It is the size of bottle cap. Really it was quite cute and much smaller than I would have expected. So, for several moments I attempted not so quietly to capture my visitor when I came to a sudden realization. I am much much to drunk to do this. So instead i climbed back onto my seat and continued typing. The moment the tapping of keys commenced again the little bugger scoots out from under my desk and dashes around the corner and under a wall. It was waiting for me to become distracted again. THAT, dear animals rights groups is a sign of intelligence and I really must admire that little bugger cause god knows i wouldnt' have had the patience to wait until the coast was clear.

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