Sun worshipping

So ....the pride parade was one of the most awesome spectically of bodacious bods.

It was great...i have the wonderous boob tube tan line now it's hilarious. So here is my question. Why don't straight men look like the ones on the floats?

HAHHAHAHA

so here we are a million crammed along 2 impossible long fences and baking waiting to the incredibly slow parade to march by. and occasionally there will be "prizes" that were thrown into the crowds. I was standing beside this middle aged asian woman who kept grabbing the "prizes" so that she could give them to her kids who were with her mother across the street. So each time she would get something she'd turn to me and ask what it was. The look on her face when i told her she was holding a condom and lube was priceless. She threw them at me with a look of horror on her face. It was great!!!

Bubblegum flavoured lube! sweet!