yay presents!!

YAYYYYYY XMAS PRESENTS

i'm such a spoiled little snot

hahahahahhaha

shopping hell

OMG OMG

ok....5 more mins and i'm going to FREAK out


must not freak...must not freak

will endeavour to get out of the grocery store without killing anyone!!!

killing is bad (cannot get presents if in jail)

DO not Panic

cannot kill...CANNOT kill

must remain calm

will remain calm if everyone willl get out of my F@#$#@ way!!!!!!

ok...ok....calm down......breath in vitality...exhale tension

WHAT THE F@#$#@ !!!!!!! WHY IS THERE NO F@#($*& CINNAMON!!!!


AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOmocidal urge rising!!!!!

doh

"is the humiliator on?"

"yes...i mean no"

"well what is it?"

"i don't know....i don't really understand all the dials"

"hmmmmm............."

" i keep playing with it and it just makes louder and louder noises"


"ah ...i see so it's working perfectly"

Mercury DRAG..........

so mercury has gone direct.....why do i still feel the effects of the retrograde...

first i wait 45 mins for the bus that takes me to the airport and so that i only get to the airport 20 mins before the flight leaves to have the perky Jetsgo agent tell me...well "oh we'll get you on but you're luggage probably won't get there till tomorrow. But have a nice day and thanks for flying with jetsgo."
...and the stupidity of running all the way to the gate and they're just boarding anyways


second....train the seattle.....hmmmm we are suppposed to get there by 10pm....hmmmm so why are we still at the boarder at 930pm....interesting

....shit car breaks down on the I5...F*&^%#$#!!!!!!!!!
wait an hour for the tow truck and taxi.......

but mercury has gone direct...THERE SHOULDN"T BEe any delays

Fear of flying

I hate flying

not actually flying....mind you sitting for 5 hrs straight with a baby crying constantly 3 rows ahead of you is extremely annoying. But the baby can't help him/herself.....what is REALLY annoying is the crazy person in front of you who is bitching about having no leg room although they have leaned their chair back all the way so that now they are lying in your lap.....AHHHHH!!!!


Question: why is it no one can actually needs to go to the bathroom until everyone else does?
2.5 hrs in and no one needs to go to the washroom but next thing you know there is a line up that stretches all the way up the cabin has the urge to go...standing there like a can of sardines...what is it? everyone suddenly develop a bladder infection?


Also and NO i don't want to "purchase" anything....just let me continue sleeping don't keep waking me cause you think that if you ask me one more time i might actually buy some of that over expensive coffee....AHHHH!!

So ladies and gentlemen this is my fear of flying...the PEOPLE....all those people that won't simply go away so that you can have some peace and quiet and some comfort while being stuck in a aluminium can being hurled accross the sky.....

what???!!!!

"i turned the dehummmmildor ..off"

"the humiliator"

"yes i was getting tired of the humiliation so i turned it off"

"the humiliator"

"yes the dehumiliator"

"you mean the dehumidifier"

"oh is that what that things is called???"

New Harry Potter Spell!!!

this is what studying get's you ...just random silly thoughts....

So having a discussion with a classmate in a mad study session and we were going through contraception...specifically Coitus interruptus or in more layman's terms "pulling out." Instead of learning the technical aspects of it here is what we came up with......

Harry Potter's 7th year.


New spell to be taught
Coitus Interruptus: for wizards who don't want to make more little wizards
"during intercourse take wand out move in "a in and out" thrusting pattern while saying Coitus Interruptus!!!"


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