Fear of flying

I hate flying

not actually flying....mind you sitting for 5 hrs straight with a baby crying constantly 3 rows ahead of you is extremely annoying. But the baby can't help him/herself.....what is REALLY annoying is the crazy person in front of you who is bitching about having no leg room although they have leaned their chair back all the way so that now they are lying in your lap.....AHHHHH!!!!


Question: why is it no one can actually needs to go to the bathroom until everyone else does?
2.5 hrs in and no one needs to go to the washroom but next thing you know there is a line up that stretches all the way up the cabin has the urge to go...standing there like a can of sardines...what is it? everyone suddenly develop a bladder infection?


Also and NO i don't want to "purchase" anything....just let me continue sleeping don't keep waking me cause you think that if you ask me one more time i might actually buy some of that over expensive coffee....AHHHH!!

So ladies and gentlemen this is my fear of flying...the PEOPLE....all those people that won't simply go away so that you can have some peace and quiet and some comfort while being stuck in a aluminium can being hurled accross the sky.....