Crazy PSycho

hmmmm....I knew that there were crazy psychotic people out there and they're generally really cool, but then there are those who give all us crazy psychotic people bad names. See I'm crazy but I not a bitch (well most of the time). But I think I met the queen of all bitches this weekend.
My new job is this crazy serving place where i have to run around serving people drinks in a really big really dark theatre. And so far its been great but there is always that one person that makes me remember why I really really hate people. This crazy person all of a sudden as I had her the bill makes a great big fuss that I had given her really bad service cause she only got ONE round of drinks and wants to see the manager. Which really did her no good cause he made her pay for them anyways...but to keep a long story short this woman grabs my arm later as the lights come back on in the theatre and calls me a "little c**t" and screams at me about the service.
....now I don't know about anyone else but who say's that!!?? It was soo weird...and 2 seconds later she wants to know how big my section was and how long i've been there. Well considering i was serving drinks to about 200 people and i'd only been here for 2 weeks she suddenly changes her mind. I am no longer a "little c**t instead i'm "sweetie" and how it was totally not my fault for screwing up but the "fucking f****t" of a manger should know how to do his job better. screaming that she ran a business and that SHE was looking for a place where should could entertain her clients and how SHE was SOOO disappointed in the service.


And during all this time i was standing there thinking about the nice satisfying pop her eyeballs would make if i just jab them lightly with my pen and what kind of business could she possible have that requires you to entertain clients in a darkened place. Strange....

So anyways....instead of maiming or killing her the manager and i instead sat at the bar after work and entertain ourselves by making fun of her and drinking.