if ya want madame butterfly go to the opera

"I like asian girls"

i hate those words....ok guys...just cause you like asian girls doesn't mean you have to tell us. Cause with those simple words you have totally ruined any chance you had of getting laid. ...I mean dude the last guy i dated said those words to me on the second date and i never answered his phone calls again. Actually the exact words were "i love asian girls, their so hard working and submissive, so into family, so nice"...hmmmm have ya seen my tattoo???

each time someone says that my internal radar goes.."RUN!! RUN!!!" i don't need to be lumped into that image of a itty bitty girl in a mandarin dress. Those things are damn uncomfortable. (yes that means i actually own one...i had a moment).

Now having said that i do love all the shit i get away with being asian. Like the ability to get away from strange creepy men by looking at them blankly, pretending i don't speak english and just to giggle inanely as i cover my mouth with my hand. hahahahhaha i still can't believe how many people buy that as a normal reaction.